The Associated Press has reported that an Italian priest is organizing an online beauty pageant for nuns around the world to break the stereotype that they’re old and hard-faced.The idea behind “Miss Sister 2008” is at first very disturbing, but here’s the upside:
- All of that hard service to God can only mean one thing rockin’ bikini bod.
- There are few things sexier than a bikini, heels and a nun veil. Three accessories. Three fantasies. Yes!
- For once, maybe you’ll be doing the beating.
- “World peace” might actually be an appropriate and logical answer during the question and answer session.
- This is their one chance to hit it big with a nun modeling agency specializing in nun robes with a side venture in Halloween costumes.
- For the sake of a real life nun-only song and dance routine ala “Sister Act.”
- There’s sure to be no concern for loose morals. (I’m looking at you Miss USA!)
- The nun named Miss Congeniality isn’t just the contestant who loaned other contestants her Spanx and water bra.
- Even a 50 year-old man from Idaho can be a beautiful nun on the internet.
- The contestants can choose to photograph themselves with or without traditional veils.
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